Finally saw Men In Black 3 tonight.
You ever have one of those moments where your stomach starts rumbling and you feel the urge to run to the bathroom? You go into that bathroom expecting explosive diarrhea. The kind of diarrhea that’s just going to suck the life out of the rest of your day. You would trade places with anyone in the world at that moment. Why did you have to eat so much fruit? God, this is going to suck. You sit down expecting what feels like a lifetime of watery doo to rain from your butt, but instead…it isn’t as bad as you thought. It’s shit, but, hey, it’s not diarrhea.
That’s Men In Black 3.